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Friday, August 3, 2012

She vs He, Part 3. Pest Control.

Yep, its about that time again.

She: fought jet lag for the first week being home.
He: had no idea how to handle a now nocturnal wife.

She: would get hungry in the middle of the night, with a belly still on China time.
He: would wake up sometimes to see her in the kitchen eating. At 3am.

She: would lay awake for part of the night.
He: had NO issues sleeping.

She: would swear she heard some kind of small creature crawling around their room.
He: would be asleep and not hear it.

She: woke him up in the middle of the night asking if he heard anything.
He: would tell her the sound was just her stomach growling and to go get a snack and go back to sleep.

She: KNEW it was not her stomach growling and once woke him up 3 times in a row when she heard the noise.
He: told her she was imagining it.

She: started to see certain small, black pellets around the house.
He: must have ignored them, because he said he didn't see any.

She: finally made her point enough by waking him up in the middle of the night that...
He: went and bought 4 traps and some poison and set them up.

She: went inside today and found a small gray mouse caught in a trap.
He: can now admit that she was right and it was not just her stomach growling.

She: left the mouse right where it was in the trap for him to take care of when he gets home from work.
He: has a pest to get rid of now.

She: can now say,
"I told you so, honey!"
 Yes, this really happened. Yes, he thought it was my stomach still on China time.

And Yes, I was RIGHT! :)

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